Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. In the bedroom? Your hair looks good. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. Did you? Huh? Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Say hi! Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Hey, listen, I quit! Oh, my God! Donnie Azoff: No way, baby, no! Jordan Belfort: No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. Jordy, look what you've got here. I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Jordan Belfort: Her pussy was like heroin to me. We are here to make money! Chester Ming: I'm not ashamed to admit it. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. I check my messages every day when I come home from work my answering machine zero! Max Belfort: If I can be of any help to you on your journey I'll do my best. But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: It's not like Look. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. I gotta tell you. What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! This guy was smart, sophisticated, professional. Exactly. WHY, GOD? Hold on! Sell me that pen. And they're all shaved too. "Has Brad apologized yet? Brad, show them how it's done. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. All rights reserved. Don't you Duchess me! Say what you will, but the Duchess did have style. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Good! Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Not a stitch. And the first thing we needed was brokers. GET OFF THE PHONE! Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you cum? 4. I was hooked in seconds. Naomi Lapaglia: Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] You gotta stay relaxed. They were everywhere! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. Jordan Belfort, My killers, my killers who will not take No for an answer. Pride. I am not gonna die sober! Donnie Azoff: We are going down! Yeah. FBI! Brad: Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. I haven't made love to you in so long. Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Donnie Azoff: How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? I can't close this briefcase. What? Beni fucking hanna!. A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . Jordan Belfort: The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Want me to come for you? [sigh of relief] What do you mean you want a divorce? Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Huh? You're not fucking taking my goddamn fucking kids! Just confirm how you got your ticket. Everybody on point! Thank you for your vote of confidence and welcome to the Investor's Center. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna: Who's Venice? It'll also help your fingers dial faster. The name of the game, moving the money from the client's pocket to your pocket. You got a minute? Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. Okay? Fun coupons! Yeah I'm sure. You can give generously to the church or political party of your choice. Donnie Azoff: Your email address will not be published. I don't even listen to it half the time. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! ~ Jordan Belfort. Hey, sweetheart! Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. Naomi Lapaglia: Its because you have not learnt enough. And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Donnie Azoff: You people are all shit out of luck. Hey, John. You're gonna give me a pass? Jordan Belfort: Just leave us a message here and we will work on getting you verified. BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Are you sure? Come for me. [offers pen to Chester] What do you mean happy for me? If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Donnie, what the fuck are you doing, you piece of shit? Failure is your friend., Without action, the best intentions in the world are nothing more than that: intentions., I want you to back yourself into a corner. Donnie Azoff: What the fuck does that even mean? Jordan Belfort: It was obscene, in the normal world. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't watch with family, seriously. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. Turns out I have so much information about the stock market and Wall Street I can save the government years of heartache. Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Danger at every turn. You're gonna knock whose fucking teeth in? I heard some stupid shit. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! I'm fucked up, Brad. Mark Hanna: I want a divorce. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Naomi Lapaglia: Mark Hanna: Oh, California? The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. While he runs his activity with rather questionable methods, he lives a stormy relationship . Naomi Lapaglia: It is perhaps the best thing I've seen in the last six months. Bulls. Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Go ahead and fuck me. It is no matter. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment. I did a lot of bad shit. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: [narration] For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Jordan Belfort: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Yeah, yeah I jerk off. I have some really, really great news. Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. Its a whazy. Fucking whore. I've already talked to the lawyer. Guinea Gulch. Cinemark They're not buying shit. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Jordan Belfort: There is no nobility in poverty. Good morning, daddy. [flashes to Jordan having sex with Naomi] When you get really good at it, youll fucking be stroking and youll be thinking about money. Mark Hanna, Her father is the brother of my mom. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. $26,000 worth of sides? They're not gonna dial themselves. Theyre called telephones. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Oh, Jesus Christ. What the fuck is that kid doing? Alden Kupferberg: Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: Leah Belfort: Or fucking dies! Jordan Belfort, So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: You don't love me anymore, huh? We grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know. Jordan Belfort: Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. What are these sides? THE WOLF OF WALL STREET Drama 2013 2 hr 59 min English audio R CC Watch with free trial Buy or rent Sex. What's he doing? Good! I felt horrible. Jordan Belfort: You were calling her name in your sleep! And in the case of the telephone, it's up to each and every one of you, my highly-trained Strattonites. Let me get that right. Captain Ted Beecham: Jordan Belfort: Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] Donnie Azoff: Cunt, cock, asshole." Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. You called the captain the n-word. a depend on what exactly? I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? Just give me a second. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! You could pay off your mortgage. Its a place for killers. Even though I own 85% of Steve Cocksucking Motherfucking Madden Shoes, the shares were in his fucking name! You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. Jordan Belfort: I want to. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? It's a whazy. Yeah, like Buddhists. This is my home! John: Donnie Azoff: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. All day long, decimal points, high frequencies. Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: It's a woozie. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, now you're an aspiring landscape architect. Jordan Belfort: You were, like, screaming at people. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? I do it 'cause I fucking *need* to. I don't wanna die, Jordan! Give yourself no choice but to succeed. Brad: [in narration] Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. Jordan Belfort: Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. No, baby. Jordan Belfort: Trust me, okay? Married people can't have friends? Jordan Belfort: You can give generously to your church or political party of your choice. Jordan Belfort, You wanna know what money sounds like? Holy fuck, you did just say that. Jordan Belfort: Does that ring a bell? You know what my lawyer said? They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Jordan Belfort: Enjoy! They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! GODDAMN IT! Right! It's never landed. Right! The show goes on! Maybe sell the house. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: lastly it's down to the humour. Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Oh, Jesus Christ. Jordan Belfort: So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. the Terms and Policies, and to receive email from Rotten Tomatoes. So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you don't let him do that 'cause that would make it real. Say hi to Rocco and Rocco! Fugayzi, fugazi. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Okay? Jordan Belfort: Feel free to reach out and connect. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Jordan Belfort: Look at yourself! There is no such thing as bad publicity. Good! He was making so much money selling Quaaludes that he become the Quaalude King of Bayside. One day, you will do it right. Absolutely not but we were making more money then we knew what to do with. Jordan Belfort, There is no such thing as bad publicity. Mark Hanna: Go on. It got so bad, I had to declare the office a fuck-free zone between the hours of 9 and 7. I know, but I don't drink, remember? She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. Look, I knew these guys weren't like Harvard MBAs. Integrity. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Brooklyn. Three or four times, maybe five. He's a Boy Scout! Come for me, baby. It's just stupid. And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. And Robbie, who sold anything he can get his hands on, mostly weed. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. I want to make money. Jordan Belfort: [narration] The porterhouse from Argentina. Jordan Belfort: Patrick Denham: Error rating book. Jordan Belfort: Captain Ted Beecham: We'll get broad-sided and tip over. The world of investing can be a jungle. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Donnie Azoff: Yeah. Jordan Belfort: And any fines that I have to pay wouldn't be due until after I've served my term, so we'd still have plenty of money leftover. Quotes By Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: New world. Hold on baby. I can't go down there, Jordan. Naomi Lapaglia: Chester Ming: Oh, my God. Is he fucking crazy? Your Ticket Confirmation # is located under the header in your email that reads "Your Ticket Reservation Details". Jun 17, 2013, 7:25 AM. You wanna know what money sounds like? I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. You know? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. That's not why I do it. Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . My name is Jordan Belfort. Sell me this pen! My fucking warriors, who will not hang up the phone until their client either buys *or fucking dies!*. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Good for you, little man. Yet Jordan Belfort: Bo Dietl: No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Do it differently each time. The Wolf Of Wall Street earned five Oscar . Watch. Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. There were certain things that you just didnt joke about; it was simply bad luck. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . You're dealing with numbers. Mark Hanna: Cocaine and hookers, my friend. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Is that right? It doesn't exist. [checks on Donnie] You fucking bitch! Fuzzy Bear over there? It's his first day on Wall Street. I fucking hate you, Jordan! [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] I got five more just like you, bro. Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Perfect Hildy Azoff: Donnie Azoff: I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. What the fuck are you talking about? But if you can make your clients money at the same time it's advantageous to everyone, correct? Jordan Belfort: Okay, great. There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. That's the fuckin' point. Jordan, this is how it's gonna go. Bald as as China doll. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Stratton Oakmont. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Oh, you're investing in Italy? Right? Jordan Belfort: They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Donnie Azoff: Don't do that. They won't be able to see your review if you only submit your rating. Whoa! Jordan Belfort: It'll keep you sharp between the ears. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: An I.P.O. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. About a month later, Donnie and I decided to double team her on a Saturday afternoon while our wives were out shopping for Christmas presents. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. 101 Marianne Williamson Quotes That Will Enlighten You, 50 The Alchemist Quotes To Make You Follow Your Dreams, 195 Best Cobra Kai Quotes (Seasons 1 5), 70 Attack On Titan Quotes That Will Inspire Greatness, Your email address will not be published. Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? You know what? On my Dad's side. I mean, what if something like that happened? You know? No. By creating an account, you agree to the [whispering] Donnie Azoff: Chantalle: Give yourself no choice but to succeed. The Cerebral Palsy phase. Implosions are ugly. You be ferocious! I finished my paperwork and I was, just had a couple minutes. Yeah, I jerk off. So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket. [gets a wire] Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): [All at once] Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. The wolf of Wall Street they call me! That's not how you treat people. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. I got a couple of mil' comin' in like a week. Jordan Belfort: I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Jordan Belfort: Brace yourself for an outrageous true story from legendary. Naomi Lapaglia: "Fuck this, shit that. Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! Fuck you! Because at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of a limo, wearing a $2,000 suit and a $40,000 gold fucking watch! Jordan Belfort, See those little black boxes? You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! It's not on the elemental chart. Am I crazy? Its a woozie. Get off me! She's the best. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Wouldn't you like to learn how to sell it? Look at yourself, Jordan. Why? And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. [narration] And you got the beautiful girls there. Brad: Go on. It was like mainlining adrenaline. Naomi Lapaglia: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! Shit, I can sell lubes to a convent full of nuns, get 'em so horny they'll be fucking each other in the coffers. I understand perfectly, you American shit. The name of the company, Aerotyne International. Is it, is it mayhem? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? And you wanna know what I was just thinking too? I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. We want to hear what you have to say but need to verify your email. If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! Come on. Sides? [after shipwreck] What, if the kid's retarded? This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter

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